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The Twelve Days Of Lincoln
#1
The Twelve Days Of Lincoln v1.2
(sung to the tune of The Twelve Days Of Christmas)

On The Twelfth Day of Lincoln my dealer gave to me:
Twelve console buttons
Eleven inside lights
Ten factory speakers
Nine warning lights
Eight spark plugs
Seven quarts of coolant
Six panes of glass
Five full sized wheels (Mark IV)
Four air springs
Three height sensors
Two heated mirrors
And a five point oh engine!
[url="http://www.thelincolnmarkviiclub.org/documents/tech/1984ignitionSwitch.pdf"]ALL PRE 1990 LINCOLN MARK VIIS SHOULD HAVE THIER FACTORY IGNITION SWITCHES REPLACED.[/url]

[url="http://thelincolnmarkviiclub.org/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=192"]HOW DO I GIVE MY MARK VII A TUNE UP?[/url]

[url="http://thelincolnmarkviiclub.org/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=105"]AIR SPRING SUSPENSION 101[/url]

"All of this is assuming that everything else in the system is stock and well maintained."

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- � [url="http://www.thelincolnmarkviiclub.org"]The Lincoln Mark VII Club[/url] All rights reserved.
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#2
The Twelve Days Of Lincoln v1.3

On The Twelfth Day of Lincoln my mechanic gave to me:
Twelve shorted circuits
Eleven vacuum leaks
Ten speakers hissing
Nine codes a flashing
Eight plugs a missing
Seven quarts of oil
Six gaskets passing
Five M P G !!
Four bags a leaking
Three warning lights
Two chimes a chiming
And a bill for a couple of G’s!!!
[url="http://www.thelincolnmarkviiclub.org/documents/tech/1984ignitionSwitch.pdf"]ALL PRE 1990 LINCOLN MARK VIIS SHOULD HAVE THIER FACTORY IGNITION SWITCHES REPLACED.[/url]

[url="http://thelincolnmarkviiclub.org/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=192"]HOW DO I GIVE MY MARK VII A TUNE UP?[/url]

[url="http://thelincolnmarkviiclub.org/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=105"]AIR SPRING SUSPENSION 101[/url]

"All of this is assuming that everything else in the system is stock and well maintained."

[Image: oldschoolsignature001.jpg]

- � [url="http://www.thelincolnmarkviiclub.org"]The Lincoln Mark VII Club[/url] All rights reserved.
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#3
hahaha... nice man Big Grin
mods...

Paperclip

Eraser

Baking soda

and a rubberband



1000 whp 980 tq Cool



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#4
Quote:Originally posted by SC_Steve
hahaha... nice man Big Grin

Thanks.
What's your version?
[url="http://www.thelincolnmarkviiclub.org/documents/tech/1984ignitionSwitch.pdf"]ALL PRE 1990 LINCOLN MARK VIIS SHOULD HAVE THIER FACTORY IGNITION SWITCHES REPLACED.[/url]

[url="http://thelincolnmarkviiclub.org/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=192"]HOW DO I GIVE MY MARK VII A TUNE UP?[/url]

[url="http://thelincolnmarkviiclub.org/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=105"]AIR SPRING SUSPENSION 101[/url]

"All of this is assuming that everything else in the system is stock and well maintained."

[Image: oldschoolsignature001.jpg]

- � [url="http://www.thelincolnmarkviiclub.org"]The Lincoln Mark VII Club[/url] All rights reserved.
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#5
Classic Shit Old School!!!Smile
I love my Lincoln.It's the money pit I always wanted!
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#6
on the twelfth day of Lincoln my Mark gave to me

12 degrees of timing
11 second 1/4's
10 #'s of boost
9 inch rear end
8 forged pistons
7 thousand rpm's of heaven
6 preset stations (ok that was korny)
5 tenths second reaction
4 speed auto tranny
3 point harness
2 drag slicks
and a win at the end of the run!Cool
"Texas can make it without the United States, but the United States can't make it without Texas!"



USC entered the game boasting a 34-game win streak, two Heisman Trophy winners and a recent ESPN hype machine special that compared them to some of the best teams ever. Texas had Vince Young.



No contest.





oh and stockv6cam is still a doughboy vag
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#7
Cool I like 'em Big Grin
'89 Lincoln Mark VII LSC 3950lbs [email protected]





'89 Lincoln Mark VII LSC (show queen)

49000 miles, no mods!

[email protected]



'88 Ford Thunderbird Turbocoupe (winter beater)

98000 miles - K&N and a tuneup....slowly rusting out from under me!
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#8
On The Twelfth Day of Lincoln my mark VIII gave to me:


12 monthly payments
11 woman chasing :naughty:
10 roasted tires
9 second et's
8 autolite 764's Big Grin
7 pounds of plastic (under the hood)
6 premium speakers Tongue
5 seats made of leather
4 16" wheels
3 speed auto tranny (w/od Tongue)
2 leaky air bags
and a factory cell phone Big Grin
mods...

Paperclip

Eraser

Baking soda

and a rubberband



1000 whp 980 tq Cool



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#9
HAHAHAHA i have version 1.3
AleksG
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#10
On the 12th day of lincoln my mk7 gave to me:

12 new problems
11 new air leaks
10 months of rebuilding
9 intake gasket leaks
8 days of running
7 cylinders humming (hehe 1 wasn't working due to a snaped rocker bolt)
6 smokey burnouts
5 random error codes
4 wheel drifts
3 ricers dusted
2 flat tires

And a old guy in a buick........who ran me into a curb :lol:
Space for rent
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