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The Twelve Days Of Lincoln
#31
These are new ... and good!
[url="http://www.thelincolnmarkviiclub.org/documents/tech/1984ignitionSwitch.pdf"]ALL PRE 1990 LINCOLN MARK VIIS SHOULD HAVE THIER FACTORY IGNITION SWITCHES REPLACED.[/url]

[url="http://thelincolnmarkviiclub.org/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=192"]HOW DO I GIVE MY MARK VII A TUNE UP?[/url]

[url="http://thelincolnmarkviiclub.org/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=105"]AIR SPRING SUSPENSION 101[/url]

"All of this is assuming that everything else in the system is stock and well maintained."

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- � [url="http://www.thelincolnmarkviiclub.org"]The Lincoln Mark VII Club[/url] All rights reserved.
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#32
12 warped rotors
11 hundred dollars for heads
10 seat adjustments
9 red MSD wires
8 colorful header tubes
7 races won
6 shifter positions
5 liters of power
4 sticky tires
3 Lincoln coupes
2 Mark VIIs
1 set of keys for my use only!
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1987 Lincoln Mark VII LSC | 1985 Mercedes-Benz 190E 2.3 | 1995 Ford Mustang GT | 1994 Dodge Ram 2500 4x4 Diesel | 2003 Ford Focus SVT
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#33
Ok so I got bored/creative and decided that I should make up a list that was more true to the orginal song, so I tried to include one word from each of the orginal lines.



The Twelve Days of Christmas

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...


tweve mechanics drumming up bills

eleven people complaing about my loud exhaust pipes

ten "o my lord" he's going to fast from passagers

nine lap dancers

eight maids for cleaning

seven thoughts for mods swimming in my head

six burnouts a-laying

fiiiiiiiiive goooooolllldddld keeeeeyyysssys

four people calling the police

three french hookers in the backseat

two turtle wax containers

And a dent from a pear tree
Treasurer - The Lincoln Mark VII Club



89 Mark VII LSC "The Lincoln"

89 Mark VII "Bullitt"

87 Mark VII "Pandora" slightly modified Smile

89 Mark VII LSC

89 Mark VII LSC

88 Mark VII LSC

88 Mark VII LSC

86 Mark VII BB

99 F-150 "The Truck"

77 Monte Carlo "The Monte"

01 Carmate 18ft deck open car trailer





Part Cars:

89 Mark VII LSC RIP 11/09

88 Mark VII BB RIP 05/09

88 Mark VII LSC RIP 11/08
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#34
:yes: eightlives! Nice.
Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders and says..."Oh crap...she's awake!!!"
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#35
on the 12th day of Lincoln My Mark 6 Gave to me

12 fast cold starts
11 hesitations
10 buttons working
9 coats of wax
8 vaccume leaks
7 tow bills
6 EECIII codes
5 joy rideesss!
4 Blizzaks
3 INST MPG (crusing :nono: )
2 baffled mechanics

And ONE HAPPPP--YYYYYY Oooo-NERRRR!!!

tAdA! Big Grin

and my song actually goes with the beat :lol:
2008 Mustang GT

Acquired 3-11-08 with 4 Miles


Best ET, 13.4 @ 105.04 Mph Almost stock!

2.1 sec 60 FT



New mods:

JLT tune/CAI

Steeda Tri-ax STS




1991 Lincoln town car

143k

Acquired 1-22-09



1992 Lincoln town car (given to dad)

104k Acquired 8-24-08
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#36
Two really great submissions!

Like DaILL02LsE typed, the Lincoln doesn't have to be a Mark VII. It's the Twelve Days Of Lincoln!

JD
[url="http://www.thelincolnmarkviiclub.org/documents/tech/1984ignitionSwitch.pdf"]ALL PRE 1990 LINCOLN MARK VIIS SHOULD HAVE THIER FACTORY IGNITION SWITCHES REPLACED.[/url]

[url="http://thelincolnmarkviiclub.org/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=192"]HOW DO I GIVE MY MARK VII A TUNE UP?[/url]

[url="http://thelincolnmarkviiclub.org/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=105"]AIR SPRING SUSPENSION 101[/url]

"All of this is assuming that everything else in the system is stock and well maintained."

[Image: oldschoolsignature001.jpg]

- � [url="http://www.thelincolnmarkviiclub.org"]The Lincoln Mark VII Club[/url] All rights reserved.
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#37
On the twelfth day of Lincoln, my Mark VIII gave to me:

12 miles per gallon
11 Lincoln Emblems
10 percent treadlife
9 puzzled glances
8 cylinders of power
7 inside lightbulbs
6 trips around town
5 warning lights
4 chrome wheels
3 powerslides
2 dim headlights
And a great big smile on me!
2003 Mercury Marauder

Silver Birch/Light Flint, 61K

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1996 Lincoln Mark VIII

June 1996 - October 12, 2006...R.I.P.Cry

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1979 Chevy Malibu

174K, mostly original

"The Project" (that never seems to get started)
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#38
Bump ... for 2006 Smile
[url="http://www.thelincolnmarkviiclub.org/documents/tech/1984ignitionSwitch.pdf"]ALL PRE 1990 LINCOLN MARK VIIS SHOULD HAVE THIER FACTORY IGNITION SWITCHES REPLACED.[/url]

[url="http://thelincolnmarkviiclub.org/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=192"]HOW DO I GIVE MY MARK VII A TUNE UP?[/url]

[url="http://thelincolnmarkviiclub.org/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=105"]AIR SPRING SUSPENSION 101[/url]

"All of this is assuming that everything else in the system is stock and well maintained."

[Image: oldschoolsignature001.jpg]

- � [url="http://www.thelincolnmarkviiclub.org"]The Lincoln Mark VII Club[/url] All rights reserved.
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#39
Bump ... for 2007 Smile
[url="http://www.thelincolnmarkviiclub.org/documents/tech/1984ignitionSwitch.pdf"]ALL PRE 1990 LINCOLN MARK VIIS SHOULD HAVE THIER FACTORY IGNITION SWITCHES REPLACED.[/url]

[url="http://thelincolnmarkviiclub.org/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=192"]HOW DO I GIVE MY MARK VII A TUNE UP?[/url]

[url="http://thelincolnmarkviiclub.org/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=105"]AIR SPRING SUSPENSION 101[/url]

"All of this is assuming that everything else in the system is stock and well maintained."

[Image: oldschoolsignature001.jpg]

- � [url="http://www.thelincolnmarkviiclub.org"]The Lincoln Mark VII Club[/url] All rights reserved.
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#40
heres mine



on the first day of (christmas)lincoln my car gave to me!

12 #'s of boost
11 honda's crying
10 of my friends laughing
9 second 1/4 mile et.
8 forged pistons pumping
7 thousand rpm's of screaming
6 beam's and coke's
5 .5 second reaction time
4 speed auto tranny
3 wheel stands in 1/8 mile
2 drag slicks smoking

all the ricers in ah of my hotrod linclon.Cool
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

1990 lsc [B]

610 rwhp 511 torque at 13 psi boost on pump gas,and 13psi , 150 -200 hp to go [/B]:naughty:

342, dart block,crower billet crank, olivier rods, je pistons, vortech ys trim blower



holley system max intake, AFR 205 heads



snow performance methanol injection stage 2,

areomotive fuel system,custom sumped fuel tank, f.a.s.t. system bank to bank w/wideband o2,



fulidine radiator,edelbrock water pump,dual fans



custom 8pt roll cage, ,sub frame conn., tublar k frame,coil conversion,



bassani 1 3/4 shorties, 3"mac pro chamber, 3"full exhaust



moser axels 33"s, strange locker, 3.73 gears,aod silverfox beefed trans
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