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The Twelve Days Of Lincoln
#21
It's tha time of year again....
[url="http://www.thelincolnmarkviiclub.org/documents/tech/1984ignitionSwitch.pdf"]ALL PRE 1990 LINCOLN MARK VIIS SHOULD HAVE THIER FACTORY IGNITION SWITCHES REPLACED.[/url]

[url="http://thelincolnmarkviiclub.org/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=192"]HOW DO I GIVE MY MARK VII A TUNE UP?[/url]

[url="http://thelincolnmarkviiclub.org/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=105"]AIR SPRING SUSPENSION 101[/url]

"All of this is assuming that everything else in the system is stock and well maintained."

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#22
Holy Post Resurection.

Ok hear goes:

12 mpg Sad
11 speeding tickets
10 new outside lights
9 donuts in the snow
8 new plugs and wires
7 square feet of trunk space
6 way leather seats
5 tinted windows
4 Boston Aucustics Speakers
3 car alarms going off
2 flowmaster mufflers
and a happy face on me.
Treasurer - The Lincoln Mark VII Club



89 Mark VII LSC "The Lincoln"

89 Mark VII "Bullitt"

87 Mark VII "Pandora" slightly modified Smile

89 Mark VII LSC

89 Mark VII LSC

88 Mark VII LSC

88 Mark VII LSC

86 Mark VII BB

99 F-150 "The Truck"

77 Monte Carlo "The Monte"

01 Carmate 18ft deck open car trailer





Part Cars:

89 Mark VII LSC RIP 11/09

88 Mark VII BB RIP 05/09

88 Mark VII LSC RIP 11/08
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#23
:rofl: i love this thread!
2004 Pontiac GTO M6 Barbados Blue/Black Leather (one of 271)

Skip-shift eliminator, 160 T-stat, K&N FIPK, Resonator delete, 255/45 out back, 245/45 up front, 5% tint, 28mpg hwy!

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2008 Dodge Charger SE Plus 3.5LSOLD

2007 Toyota Yaris SSOLD

1997 Lincoln Mark VIII<Sold

1970 Olds Cutlass S 350/350 B&M reverse valve body (Sold)

1969 Pontiac Firebird 350/400 NOS (Sold)
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#24
12 cans of beer
11 second dreams
10 cans of beer
9 cans of beer
8 NGK Plugs
7 cans of beer
6 cans of beer
5 cans of beer
4 cans of beer
3 cans of beer
2 headers to swap
1 cigaret left
0 cans of beer
I'll wait till tomarrow.
------------------------- Dan Gilsdorf ---------------------------

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#25
disclaimer: the following does not reflect the condidtion of Abe Confusedhifty: lol

on the 12th day of lincoln my Mark VIII gave to me

12 small paint chips
11 starting failures
10 bleeding knuckles
9 freaking headaches
8 spark plug wires
7 speeding tickets
6 wires protruding thru my tires Big Grin
5 weeks of pov-er-ty
4 subframes rotting
3 mud stained floor mats
2 Korean wheel bearnings
and a local eye soar

:headbang:
mods...

Paperclip

Eraser

Baking soda

and a rubberband



1000 whp 980 tq Cool



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#26
12 sounds from the tranny
11 puzzled Lincoln mechanics
10 grandpas’s drooling
9 sets of rear tires
8 roaring pistons
7 burnt out tail light bulbs
6 hours of detail
5 thousands reasons for getting a Lincoln
4 fat guys doing 130
3 wet panties
2 sexy headlights
And 1” from the Ground!

-Eric
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#27
Quote:12 sounds from the tranny
11 puzzled Lincoln mechanics
...
And 1” from the Ground!

-Eric
LOL at these three!
[url="http://www.thelincolnmarkviiclub.org/documents/tech/1984ignitionSwitch.pdf"]ALL PRE 1990 LINCOLN MARK VIIS SHOULD HAVE THIER FACTORY IGNITION SWITCHES REPLACED.[/url]

[url="http://thelincolnmarkviiclub.org/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=192"]HOW DO I GIVE MY MARK VII A TUNE UP?[/url]

[url="http://thelincolnmarkviiclub.org/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=105"]AIR SPRING SUSPENSION 101[/url]

"All of this is assuming that everything else in the system is stock and well maintained."

[Image: oldschoolsignature001.jpg]

- � [url="http://www.thelincolnmarkviiclub.org"]The Lincoln Mark VII Club[/url] All rights reserved.
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#28
Thanks, but unfortunately I still have the 12 sounds from the tranny and no one can still figure it out
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#29
Bump ...

... for the Holidays!
[url="http://www.thelincolnmarkviiclub.org/documents/tech/1984ignitionSwitch.pdf"]ALL PRE 1990 LINCOLN MARK VIIS SHOULD HAVE THIER FACTORY IGNITION SWITCHES REPLACED.[/url]

[url="http://thelincolnmarkviiclub.org/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=192"]HOW DO I GIVE MY MARK VII A TUNE UP?[/url]

[url="http://thelincolnmarkviiclub.org/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=105"]AIR SPRING SUSPENSION 101[/url]

"All of this is assuming that everything else in the system is stock and well maintained."

[Image: oldschoolsignature001.jpg]

- � [url="http://www.thelincolnmarkviiclub.org"]The Lincoln Mark VII Club[/url] All rights reserved.
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#30
12 times to a mechanic
11 ways to break it
10 speeding tickets
9 rags to clean it
8 tires changed
7 cylinders running
6 people dont fit
5 cracks-s-s-s-s in windshield
4 dummy lights flashing
3 road kill hits
2 yellowed headlights
And
1 proud owner
Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders and says..."Oh crap...she's awake!!!"
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